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Posted by Dr. Adelia Ritchie at 6:19 PM
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Report from Vienna Airport, Austria
Tuesday, April 21, 2010
Is it a Liquid or a Solid? Inquiring travelers want to know!
Security workers at the Vienna International Airport today were reported to be searching all baggage for a certain DERMagic product, in a very busy airport clogged with desperate travelers delayed by the Icelandic volcanic ash cloud over Europe.
Why DERMagic Cell Restoration Crème? Prior to the volcanic eruption, it was believed that this creme was a solid, like butter (and it does contain a large percentage of organic shea butter). Desiccated travelers world-wide use this luscious crème to keep their faces hydrated, and to moisturize hands, arms, feet, throat, and any dry and itchy place while in flight.
Because this product has been classified as a "cosmetic butter," travelers could toss a jar into their purses or carry-on bags without worry about passing through airport security. That is, until now.
At the Vienna check-point, this traveler observed a committee of several security workers discussing the contents of her half-empty jar of this precious crème, ultimately coming to the conclusion that it was a threat to international security and must be disposed of immediately. This reporter was dismayed to watch as the security worker unceremoniously dumped her last bits of moisture-giving crème into a large trash bin, along with a few dozen half-empty water bottles, scissors, nail clippers and wine openers from other hapless travelers.
Travelers, beware. DERMagic Cell Restoration Crème is now classified as a liquid, must be carried in smaller containers and included in your little ziplock baggie with your other cosmetic liquids. DERMagic announced today that they will notify their customers to only carry the two-ounce size onboard their flights from today forward.
Posted by Dr. Adelia Ritchie at 12:33 AM
Labels: all natural, dry skin, organic